Movie Review - Blind Rage

A statistical review of the film, Blind Rage (1978).

Demographic categories exploited by film: African-American, Japanese, Chinese,
Filipino, Mexican, the blind, sub-par Kung-Fu masters

Total number of sub-par Kung-Fu masters: 19

Percentage of whom are blind: 26.3

Chances that a blind sub-par Kung Fu master had been rendered such by a bull: 1 out of 5

Total number of Caucasians employed by "Oriental Bank": 0

Total number of Caucasians sent to oversee security at "Oriental Bank": 2

Chances that a murdered bank teller would receive a posthumous apology: 1 out of 2

Screen minutes required for each blind, sub-par Kung-Fu master to flee the scene of the robbery: 6

Screen minutes required by police to persuade captured blind, sub-par Kung-Fu master to expose the plot: 1/4

Screen minutes remaining after the immolation of every central character: 15

Total number of men stomped mightily by Fred Williamson: 1

Average width (in inches) of men's shirt collars portrayed in film: 5.12